Solitude NPCs in Music Video Form

TESV_Solitude_Blue_PalaceI may have mentioned this before, but sometimes I like to write to music. Morviah Hlaalu I put together while deliberately spamming that scene in Casablanca where Bogey walks up to Ingrid Bergman and tells Sam to stop playing. Now, I don’t know if the 1940s was more romantic than the present day – scientifically speaking, I’m quite positive nothing has changed – but those hokey black and white films just feel more romantic, in the way all old things do when given the burnish of time.

Either way, it’s given me an idea for a blog post – NPCs characterized through music videos. Naturally, these don’t exactly fit, and that’s a good thing given we don’t want any character in the mod to mimic or be exemplified by a four minute song. Still, there’s enough of a similarity in tenor and theme to make it work.

Another ground rule I should establish is that I haven’t listened to a single new song in the past dozen years. The other day I was watching a baseball game and there was some singer named Robin Thicke performing the anthem, who apparently is a big deal. Not only have I never heard of him, but I have heard of his father, who was the dad on Growing Pains. Jesus Christ I am old.

For the first NPC, let’s start with some break of dawn, Sunday morning highway music. This is the kind of tune that makes me wish I had a convertible and somewhere to drive to. Or at the very least, three Pips of my own to karaoke with. In any event, this song almost perfectly mirrors a certain NPC’s life, and by mirror I mean everything’s the same except backwards. It’s actually kind of a depressing story if you think about it. This poor dude struggles to make it in LA and has to go back to Georgia a miserable failure. On the other hand, Gladys Knight is moving back to Georgia just for him, because love conquers all or something like that. Again, it’s the same but backwards.

Also this show is produced by someone named Burt Sugarman. That sounds like a good name for a pimp, not a pasty white record executive, but this was the 70s. I’m sure his wife was named Cleopatra Sunbeam or something befitting the Age of Aquarius.

This song is just creepy, but in an awesome way. While it’s supposedly a metaphor for drug use, it does work well on other levels. Although in Skyrim you can actually take it quite literally, because there are spiders that want to eat you and love you and upside-down Kirsten Dunst you. Except in this instance, we are using it as a metaphor for an NPC who is about to be eaten alive by a scary, wine-drinking spider of a woman.

I don’t really have a good comp for this NPC. So have some Ol’ Dirty Bastard.

Similarly, I couldn’t think of a song befitting this NPC. I suppose it would be good to just throw in a song from this century, and the NPC does think himself the Clint Eastwood type, even if he’s useless.

This is almost too easy. Some low hanging fruit right here. Oddly enough, this is an incredibly tame video. Not just because it’s Madonna and the subject matter lends itself to excess, but the fact that it’s the 1980s and the 80’s were a fucking absurd time to be alive. MTV, Gordon Gecko, Arnold and Stallone, cocaine, keytars and Reaganomics. It was truly life on steroids. According to ballplayers, they say you inject steroids in the buttocks. Of course you do.

Given all that, Material Girl wasn’t nearly as wacky a video as I expected it to be. Now this, this is a music video from the 1980s.

The weird phone skit at the beginning is what gets me. First of all, the phone actually rings. Like it’s an actual phone number. Second, what kind of dickwad would just call you, spit a bunch of poison in your ear and then just hang up? Fuck you, Frankie. The only thing funky going down is the stank from your lies.

Lastly, another video from the 1980s. Honestly, do bands still make music videos? I can’t imagine they could ever be an event like they were back then, but I suppose with Youtube they have a new place to establish their relevance. I actually had to cheat and Google “songs about rivalries” because I damn well couldn’t remember one on my own.

The best part of this video remains the knife fight at the 3:30 mark, when the two gang members decide to tie their off hands together in some bizarre knife ritual. I tried this with a Draugr once and he just split my skull in two. If I had to take a guess, either the rope is there to prevent someone from running or to compensate for their hilariously poor depth perception. Unfortunately neither of them seems to have visited the gang-approved optometrist in the past month, because their stab attempts still miss each other by a good three feet.  Just kiss already.


3 thoughts on “Solitude NPCs in Music Video Form”

  1. This is an interesting concept. I do listen to music while playing; on low volume mostly, just in case an NPC says something I haven’t heard yet. I also listen to music while working on illustrations. Perhaps I’ll tag a song along with the next picture I do. Also I fail at embedding, coding makes my brain melt. So I won’t try. xD

    When I worked on Skjarn’s picture I listened to Don’t Dream It, Be It of course. However, before that the song Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas really stuck with me for him. I like to think there are moments when he lays awake at night worrying about his choices, only to be comforted by voices telling him to keep living his life his way.

    And when I worked on Alassea the song Mid Winter’s Night by Blackmore’s Night played on repeat for awhile. It hit a soft spot for her relationship with both Erevan and then ultimately the player. The mid winter’s night is mysterious, dashing, yet tragic and lonely; it gives her a chance to dream of encounters and adventures that wouldn’t have been proper for her to experience.

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